WHAT'S GROOVY? Wale's "My PYT" Music Video

So this morning I was eating my bagel with a face mask on (#teamadultacne) and I went to go Keep Up with my Kardashians and ALAS, E!'s Botched was on. Which happens a lot to me actually, I really need to go just look at a schedule of when that comes on so I can avoid it at all costs. I don't need to see your failed breast augmentation while I'm eating my strawberry cream cheese, kthxbye. So I was left with no other option than to put on my last resort morning television program, MTV's Music Mix (it might be called that, I'm really not even sure.) Don't get me wrong- I love music. I just tend to never actually see anything music related when I put on MTV, so I am always skeptical of their programming. So this morning while I'm sitting there watching, Wale's My PYT video comes on and I almost change it because, duh, that song sucks (seriously, most things on the radio are just no bueno these days) BUT the bright colors caught my eye so I was like ok let's give this a try. I BECAME SO IMMERSED WITH THIS VIDEO Y'ALL. SO MANY SMOOTH BUTTS SHAKING AROUND IN BRIGHT COLORED LEOTARDS. AND THE TENNIS COURTS? I WAS LIKE WOW THIS IS MY IDEAL INSTAGRAM FEED HAPPENING RIGHT BEFORE MY EYES. It would just have been better if I muted it and played something else along with the video instead (no offense Wale, but seriously step up your game, stop stealing an already mediocre Michael Jackson song. But props to you for getting a legit creative director because your video is bomb)

Ok I'm going to stop being so negative and get to the positive parts of this blog post. JUST LOOK AT ALL THESE SCREEN GRABS I TOOK OF THE VIDEO. THEY'RE ALL BEAUTIFUL. I'm going to incorporate some of my own Instagram captures to further show you that this is what the inside of my brain looks like. So crazy that I was on set Instagramming while they were filming, what a coincidence????? It's like Malibu Barbie meets Iggy Azalea (is that even how you spell her name? I'm too lazy to Google.) Plus where can I get a men's royal blue blazer to casually wear by my mansion's pool full of attractive women dancing with wedgies in bright colors???

wow 14 seconds in and we already have my ideal LSU gameday outfit

when you're playing tennis in stilettos and it gets too real

why does it rain every single day #VSCOcam

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does anybody else feel like this looks like me????

got the whole squad on deck outside the Malibu Barbie dream house

me and my friends in our elegant, empty Victorian room

who are you? bone structure for days

WOW THIS IS THE MOST JORDAN SHOT I'VE EVER SEEN. SEE BELOW FOR REFERENCE.

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#VSCOcam #GoOutside

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getting ready to do some high kicks but don't wanna pull a hammy

when you are defeated in a game of tennis so water gets poured on you casually

basically my 6th grade yearbook photo

WOW SO CRAZY THEY WERE TOASTING AT THE SAME HOT TUB I WENT TO IN FLORIDA

#GrooveSlang

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WOW THIS SHOT BELONGS ON A MUSEUM GALLERY WALL

me on the left just twirling on my h8ters

I was basically on set, it's nbd

#VSCOcam #tennis #shadow #goldenhour #thatlacommunity #sunday #gooutside

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also me in my blue blazer reaching for a burrito

Anyways, I told myself that anything music related on this blog would fall under the "WHAT'S BANGIN?" category, but in all honesty I do not think this song is banging. I do think the creative direction is groovy, but I will also file it under "WHAT'S CRACKIN?" because of all of the booty shots in the video. Lol get it? CRACK KILLS. I'm 7 years old. Ok bye.

XOXO JORDAN

More information about the video's direction and production via Billboard here